Core Protocol
Alpha Oak Starter Pack
Four hand-selected oak bark cuts, sustainably sourced from old-growth forest. Graded by hardness. The entry point to jaw sovereignty.
Tracking & Discipline
The Jaw Journal
Log your daily chew sessions, track duration, bark variety, and perceived masseter activation. 90-day format. No excuses.
Carry Gear
Field Chew Pouch
Full-grain leather belt pouch. Holds up to 6 bark cuts. Aged brass clip. Never be caught unprepared. This is not a fashion accessory.
Advanced Protocol
The Conifer Collection
Pine, spruce, and fir bark sampler. Each species offers a distinct resistance profile. For the serious practitioner only. Not for beginners.
Apparel
"Chew Or Be Chewed" Tee
Heavyweight 340gsm cotton. Faded forest green. The phrase that started a movement, printed once on the chest. No further explanation needed.
Education
The Oakwood Method — Vol. I
Chad's complete written protocol. Ancient bark sourcing, chew duration science, jaw periodization programming. 180 pages. No filler.
Recovery
Bark Soak Recovery Kit
Post-chew jaw recovery protocol. Includes magnesium soak blend and a vague instructional pamphlet citing three unnamed studies.
Limited Edition
The Apex Bundle
Everything. All bark. All gear. The journal. The book. A personal 15-min call with Chad where he will not give you direct feedback but will nod slowly.
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