Demand Has Exceeded Supply
"The forest does not scale on demand. Neither do we. Get in line. The bark will come."
Reserve Your Position
Add your details below. When stock is restored you will be notified in queue order. No exceptions. No jumps. The forest is democratic in its scarcity.
By joining the waitlist you agree to receive one restock notification email and nothing else. We do not sell your data. We do not believe in data. We believe in bark.
"Patience is part of the protocol. The jaw was built slowly. So was the forest. Your bark is coming."
A confirmation has been noted. Check your inbox. Or don't. The bark does not require your anxiety.
Your position is locked. The queue is first-in, first-notified. There is no priority tier. There is no premium queue. Chad does not believe in that.
Our sourcing team is currently in the field. Bark does not ship from a warehouse. It comes from trees. Trees grow on their own schedule.
When your position reaches the front, you receive one notification. You have 48 hours to purchase. After that, the next person is notified. This is not cruelty. This is discipline.